FOR LADIES- 13 Types of "Special S3x" Every Woman Should Have Before She Dies

                        

A s3x checklist for LIFE because #YOLO!

I lost my virginity the way that most girls dream about: to my dedicated, kind high school boyfriend who adored me, with candles lit and Boys II Men playing softly in the background. Totally not kidding. My first ‘special s3x’ was pretty stereotypical (and so sweet), but it took me nearly a decade to really understand just how "special" s3x can get.

There’s nothing like that first time you orgasm and finally understand what the hype is all about, or when you get up the nerve to have a s3xy vacation tryst (and no, you'll never see that person again, but whoa, what a night). Or frankly, when you feel like a lingerie model because you’ve worked so hard to get fit, and you’re crazy-confident on top.
Special s3x is special for a reason. And thus, here are a few types of rendezvouses that every woman should experience at least once in her lifetime.

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1. The "We Just Said 'I Love You’ and I’m Trying My Best Not to Cry" S3x
OMG, we're totaling changing our Facebook status in the morning, but first ... get naked, babe.

2. The "You Just Bought Me a F*cking Diamond Ring and We’re Getting Married" S3x
Yes to the proposal. And yes to getting laid, you amazing man, you.

3. The "I’m On Vacation and This Doesn’t Add to My Number" S3x
Bonus points if you don't speak the same language. There is no reason for words right now. Shhh.

4. The "I Hate You So Much I Need To Have Hate-F*ck You" S3x
You SUCK. But you're really hot. And we need to f*ck to get this hatred out of our systems.

5. The "I’m Finally Your Wife - And Sorry I’m a Bit Drunk From Our Wedding! - S3x
Holy moly! We're MARRIED! OMG ... the room is spinning, honey. Can we do it in the morning?

6. The "You Are Unexpectedly Terrible in Bed, But I’ve Been Thinking About Having S3x With You Forever" Sex
Wow. That was ... disappointing.

7. The "I Just Got a Raise and Feel Like a Boss Bitch" S3x
I'm on top tonight, babe. Get ready for the BEST sex of your life. Because an extra $5K a year never looked so hot.

8. The "Trying-To-Recreate-The-Notebook, I Have to Have You Right Now" S3x
It's never as good as it looks in the movies. But hey, you gave it a college try because ITS STILL NOT OVER.

9. The "I Haven’t Had Sex in Months and I Needed This So, So, So Badly" S3x
Buh-bye dry spell. Hello, orgasm.

10. The "I’m Pregnant and We Don’t Have to Use a Condom" S3x
Sex when you don't have to worry about having a baby? Amazing.

11. "The I'm Not Pregnant and I Totally Thought I Was, Thank You Universe" S3x
You are definitely wearing a condom. Don't even ask.

12. The "So That’s What Multiple Orgasms Feel Like" S3x
My life will never be the same. DAMN.

13. The "We Have the Whole Place to Ourselves So Let’s Get Loud" S3x
Time to raise the roof and lock the door. Just in case.