Most of you think that getting a “campuser” for a nightstand or a lovely weekend needs you to be driving yourself, having millions of shillings in the pocket in an expensive mansion and then give her a big token of cash when she is going back. My dear brother, calm down here are the chicks for you, who are equally beautiful, ready to give you beans for free! I mean free because buying supper and paying her transport never count that as money unless you are also as broke as hell to count even the T.P she uses. Here are 5 Uganda Campuses where you can get cheap girls.
5. Uganda Christian University. This University is located in Mukono with a study centre in Kampala. UCU, the word sounds so holy and you might even think that this is where Nuns and Fathers plus Reverends study from. This is different my dear, it is a college of p0nstars! Hope you all remember the 2013 first s3 x videos in Uganda were directed and produced in UCU! There we go, girls who study from UCU are from upcountry recommended by their home dioceses, when they reach in semi-urban Mukono they suffer from what they call urban excitement, and are ready to supply their legs to whoever is around as long as you can give her little pocket money.
4. Makerere University Business School. Did I hear this is the 2nd Best business school in Africa? Well now, you have a chance to date a girl from the best business school in Africa. MUBS girls like high class which they can’t maintain, this makes them so broke too soon after spending all they had for a semester in two weeks on clothing, makeup and other costume like handbags and they start using the gift they have in their legs to get money to help them end the semester. Can you afford feeding her in the weekend, give her transport and money for lipstick, then she will be classifying as the loaded sugar daddy when actually you are still 25 and renting.
3. Mbarara University of Science and Technology. There is one thing I know about MUST girls, most of them do not like lodges! They want you to take them home moreover, they don’t like expensive hotels, just take her home and bring raw food, she will even cook for you, you can even make it a norm and bring her every weekend. Another thing I know about MUST chics, they do not like nightstands. They like being semi-permanent; at least date her for a semester.
2. Kampala International University. K.I.U girls are professionals in what they are doing. Do not compare them with other campus girls. Those from Bushenyi excuse me I am not talking about K.I.U Ishaka, I am talking about K.I.U Kansanga. These chics of Kansanga they want kagwirawo, give her money, she will give you her p*ss y! Have you ever asked yourself why the Malaya (Prostitutes) Market in Kabalagala, Ggaba road is on SteadyProgress? Well get UGX 50,000 go right now now now! You will come with a K.I.U chic and after the sweet night, she will never disturb you again with phone calls, as long as you have paid her.
1. Kyambogo University. Here is the haven of all girls that you need. Can you get her money to buy supper? Can you get her money for photocopying handouts? Well then, you can handle a Kyambogo chic no matter your status, level of education or job. Given the advantage that most of KYU guys are broke ass niggas, the chics are therefore forced to source the livelihood from abroad! I mean non-campus guys who are working. You can easily get yourself one without hustling! Nevertheless, when she visits you over the weekend make sure that as she is going back on Sunday evening, buy her at least a loaf bread (the big one) and Splash!.

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